hawkeye enterprise creed

May 18, 2006 at 6:28 pm (Uncategorized)

while looking through some of my mom’s things, i found an interesting handmade “card” in two different wallets of hers, with the following typed on them:

hawkeye enterprise creed
i am a figment of the universe’s imagination. i have no excuse for being here. and whether you can smell it or not, something is rotten in the state of Existence. therefore be at peace with your bod’, and whatever lovesick heebies may be your lot.
dont’ tell Anybody i’m here!

fantastic. i love it, and am adopting it as my own creed for life.

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